jesus christ these jokes have gotten more awful than i could have ever expected.

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Don’t worry, Utah. You had him at “Salt."

With a name like Wildhack you’d think he’d take the Montana job.

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Hey, they stole Baltimore’s sign.

I got 11 balls today

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Or just, you know, to shoot him.

I’ve seen Drew Magary say FAR worse things about Mayo.

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Zack sounds delusional.

Barry providing hample evidence that ballhawking is bullshit

Another stellar fanbase.

Live look at Cardinal fans by this point in this series:

I tried this once with my girlfriend, did NOT end well.

That’s...not how plagiarism works.