I had no idea you had to spend 3 days explaining this comment to idiots. Good god.

Let me explain it to you in Stanley Cup Playoff overtime terms...oh wait, you’re Canadian, you wouldn’t understand that either.

This beef will remain unresolved, for now.

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.

But enough about Tony Stewart.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

This was like watching the dead Viking, engulfed in flames, rise from his pyre, chug seven or eight beers, and start piloting a ship towards an island in the Bahamas.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

Good to know rape is at least against team rules.

For fuck’s sake +1

I don’t even watch wrestling and I read every word. Great read.

Hector Olivera’s reputation is going to take a beating because of this.

The hits just keep on coming for the Braves. Well, I mean, not on the field.

The father felt it. Do you?

Based on the gun’s presence in the car, police now believe Smith to have been a resident of New Orleans.

I thought it was Sinbad.

A clarification: The guy in the photo is his former coach Eddie Jordan.

Look, if any entitled asshole deserves a raise, it's Sasha Grey's.