While you’re busy taking pictures, that animal is just trying to survive

I guess that CarFax gig isn’t as comfortable as I thought.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

I guess it’s a good sign of his leadership that I’d never heard of Peter Holt until two minutes ago.

LeBron James: Okay, I’ll take one more question before Mozzy, Double-T, and I head off to the boys’ clubhouse.

Depends. Are we counting all the tuition he’s paid Trump University?

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

It looks awful. I don’t remember what it tastes like, I’ve either skipped past it for so long or have purged it from my memory.

This puts ESPN in an impossible position. Now that they’ve been called out for it, they have to explain to Adam Schefter why they’re crediting him for breaking a debunked report.

I don’t know. Why?

This guy’s going have a hard time in prison. Well, unless he can keep his mouth shut about attending Cornell.

Ret. St. Joe, Mo, beekeeper Lowell Hutchison barehanded bees, acknowledge fans applause @KCStar vs @Rockies @Royals

If Keith Olbermann had gotten “shriveled-dick daughter fucker” into the Washington Post...

Now comes the fun part, when we all get to take bets on which member of the Boston media will write a scathing take on what this incident says about the team’s clubhouse culture.

Dwight is a Rocket

You definitely get the point of the article.

Based on yesterday’s unfortunate news, we know it’s definitely no longer the bassist’s wife..

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.