The test in question. A for effort.

At least we now know that Osweiler can hit the barn-side of a broad...

That’s the whole point. It’s not funny. Not even remotely. If you’ve been around long enough, you know what Leitch said: That’s why the rules for being a Deadspin commenter are fairly simple. First, be funny. Second, do not not be funny. Third, don’t be a fucking idiot.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

This is something one of my students would write. This... this is not funny. I don't know, it's just dumb.

- NFL “Color Rush” uniform coordinator

Wonder what Bubby Brister is up to....

Let’s all try to be more like Asa Cantwell on this Monday morning.

“my wife left me”

Jesus. +1

That dessert-eating phenom’s going to go places.

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

So, high school goes until age 23 in Minnesota?

I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

Can you even imagine how good it’s going to feel when he finally gets off though?

Conspiracy theorists still claim that the real dog is a sandwich.

Quinn continued by saying, “our organization is an equal opportunity employer; all of our players have an equal opportunity to horrendously fuck up come playoffs time.”

Does Donald do everything right? No. Does Donald do anything right? Just one thing. Donald gives really good butterfly kisses. You know, where you put your eye up to someone else’s eye and bat your eyelashes? That’s a butterfly kiss. It takes a special emotional connection to do properly. You can always tell a faker,…