It looks like nobody is paying too much attention to that memo ESPN sent to the talent a few months ago, the one urging them all to refrain from making political comments.

Just get him on some blood thinners, it'll stomp that problem right out.

Easy guys, quit making fun of her. She’s royalty. I know a Habsburg when I see one.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

“This next song is called ‘My Neck Waddle Has Eaten My Neck.’”

And just when Tiger thought he’d found a tour on which he could still win.

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

All right guys. Brace yourselves. The truth is, Hank dyed.

Brewers Spokesperson: We understand that he looks completely different from the way he did last year, but that’s really just the results of a healthy diet and some extra weight gain.

The rest of Nash’s body will be used to study the effects of DDP.

Chastain told The New York Times that she believes she shook off a concussion “probably a half-dozen times” during her career, and sometimes experiences short-term memory loss.

Shots fired.

Meanwhile Harrison maybe probably killed a guy.

Totally. Two random girls working in a gym is a good representative sample of an entire region’s sports knowledge. Based on my recent conversation with the hostess at the Cheesecake Factory, Washington doesn’t know shit about the Redskins.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

It doesn’t matter who’s in the driver’s seat, this organization just crashes head on into a bridge embankment everytime.

Oshie over Ryan (right shooting right wingers) really stands out as puzzling, Oshie is becoming the skater version of Ryan Miller, one great olympics performance makes everyone think he’s this elite player when his day in day out performance in the NHL shows him to be just a very good player. Ryan isn’t quite elite…

Phil Kessel jumps out, too. Both can still make it, though.

That’s what happens when you run from your past at SuperSonic speeds.