At least A&M ran a promotion where the 12th woman got into this event for free.

The CPBL also wanted a pitcher that would fall on their ass, but sadly Whitey Ford had a prior commitment.

/dying

+1

“Don’t play baseball with the Tigers.”- Dontrelle Willis

We’ve been friends long enough that I hope you can forgive me for starring this and earning the scorn of a dozen idiots over the next few hours.

I’m not a Cubs fan, just a complete tool.

I was riding on a train with some Cardinals fans last night. I give them a lot of credit for having John Rocker’s entire Sports Illustrated interview memorized.

Jesus Christ.

La Nacion also reports that Gusman has reserved some housing outside of the village for his athletes to stay in, should their current accommodations not be fixed up in time for the games.

Ha!

+1

Good job by the five cops. I hope officers Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny receive an award from their department.

100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 520, 540, should have gone to Florida State, 560.

“I’m Bill Simmons, and here is what I believe!”

Don’t say we have a voice and then fine us because we use it. #notpuppets #cutthestrings

My first beer was a Stroh’s.

Goddammit.

But “should haves” don’t raise banners...

Ha!