The backup plan was to douse the flame with water, but unfortunately this guy’s accomplice died before reaching the torch.

Clark The Cub was there!

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The four officers left the arena and took their names off a list to work future games, according to their union head.

I go to the Bautista article at least once a month just to laugh at “Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.”

I enjoy these posts even more if the Cardinals unfortunately win on Thursday.

Mariners walking off against the Yankees in ‘95. I was devastated.

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It’s nice to see Anthony care about a lost cause other than the New York Knicks.

It could be worse for Pistorius. The most inhumane punishment would have been forcing him to represent his country at the 2016 Summer Olympics.

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Feel free to find another word to describe a person waking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet.

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Chris Broussard had two words after being crucified by Stephen A. Smith:

Way to spoil the movie that came out last week you fucktard.

I always thought he was a piece of shit who was telling lies just to appeal to the worst part of American society, but it’s nice to see that Trump actually supports Christians.

Kudos to those in the ER for getting him to the 1 Eye Hospital.

I’m too lazy to create the burner “Murder For Pizza”, but I’ll gladly pay $5 for it once this one gets banned.

Hey, if this basketball thing doesn’t work out LeBron could make a decent living impersonating Christ the Redeemer.