You ass.

They wrote me back another long-ass reply with some stupid fucking picture on it and I dismissed it because I didn’t give a fuck anymore.

Ha!

Byron Scott spoke with Williams to make sure he’s mentally ready once the playoffs begin.

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This is fucking fantastic.

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

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Goddammit.

That’s the type of accuracy you only see in action movi...wait nevermind, Sylvester Stallone would never throw a towel.

I like how you’re trying to explain my own comment to me, punctuating it by saying that I (incorrectly) don’t follow tennis. I’d explain the joke to you, but you’d just respond that it wasn’t funny and I don’t feel like wasting anymore of my time. I’ll just take my 92 stars from the people who understood what was…

A combination of the first and third for this particular comment.

Or it was a comment designed to intentionally get people like you annoyed at me so everyone who understood the joke can laugh at your stupidity.

Thanks for this response. It made me laugh and, (selfishly) more importantly, saved me a ton of vitriol.

Thanks for your continued support of Jezspin. We really had a blast.

The Fun Bag existed pre-Adequate Man. I consider it a separate entity.

I enjoyed reading an Adequate Man post? Fuck, I’m confused.

Can you rank cereals next?

I’ll drink to that!