It’s Master’s degree.

I have no idea why the fuck I just rec’d this post.

Source: wikipedia

I hate to be the person that has to correct you, but the Masters is a golf tournament.

This is a professional comment. Well done, chid.

+1

Is Reggie Jackson a sandwich?

+1

This is good.

I type too fast for my own good.

Yeah, Tim is pretty good at approving my stuff (when it’s funny) on Screengrabber. I think I’ve made too many bicycle jokes on Screamer, which is holding me back.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Maybe this is what the enforcers can do when they remove fighting from the NHL.

It’s probably best for everyone if I stay gray there.

I’ll only do this if I can get out of the grays on Screengrabber and Screamer.

Thanks for fixing this.

I’ve never been able to contact my favorite Deadspin writer, Tim Donaghy, by e-mail. Any of you guys/girls able to help?

Samer doesn’t fight anyone over the age of 16.

I don’t think it’s fair for you to blame the entire supporting cast for Cleveland’s failure after Jordan McRae had a perfect shooting night.

This deserves to be the top comment.