Nice.

Kid wears #19 for a reason.

Barry, I’m sure that women are going to be thrilled that you’re taking a stand here.

To hell with the preliminary roster: Karl-Anthony Towns.

I’d fire her coach for telling her to hit the ground running.

[Entire Deadspin Commentariat gives one paycheck]

Living vicariously through you.

No way Drake should be in a Chicago team’s clubhouse after that crap he pulled against the Bulls.

One of these days I’ll be a 13-seed.

Nope, those are his readers.

The only baby with any real motor is the winner, who cried through the pain and scrapped her way to a victory. That’s called respecting the damn game.

Even though he retroactively deleted his Tweets, it looks like this Commodore was...

The Process has begun? Don’t take that Super Bowl for granted, Denver fans.

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Gossage, after all, hurt his team by missing months with a torn thumb ligament after exchanging punches with Yankees teammate Cliff Johnson in the shower.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

[beaten to it]

I’m genuinely shocked by the wording of this statement.

This is just a personal observation: Tombstone pizza is fucking awful.

I’m surprised it took so long, but it looks like the Dominos have started to fall.