You know what? Fuck this. I’m sick of the goddamn racism in the NFL. Gronk gets a free pass, but when LeGarrette Blount goes blazin’ he gets suspended by the commissioner.

Well thankfully Jones now knows what to do if he catches Earl Boykins in bed with his mother.

This is great.

After reading the advertisements, the linesman should have known to Dodge Wideman.

/dying

Ha!

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken Parm You Taste So Good

In hindsight, maybe the Rams should have moved to Florida.

Glad to see the New York Islanders are not the only ones paying Mike Comrie to do nothing.

You’ll never know. I destroyed the house’s surveillance system.

I have a dead snake in my backyard. Do you think it had CTE?

That pun in the title is so bad I almost thought I wrote it.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I am absolutely SHOCKED that Barry didn’t rec this one.

Two*

People are hoping that Johnson will eventually change his mind and play professional football again. However, if he tries to catch on somewhere else just be warned that he’ll probably drop his comeback attempt before completing the process of returning to the NFL.

This guy’s got decent technique, but his selfie game is nothing compared to what we saw from those sorority girls at the Diamondbacks game.

Holy shit, this is fantastic.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

1/2 isn’t bad then. No worries, I’m just trying to make people laugh.

You didn’t get the joke and posted something asinine. That happens all of the time. But then you had to double down and use the whole “the joke’s not funny” routine to validate your original dumbass comment. That’s also fine with me, I’m sure other people didn’t like the joke. Now that you’re on a roll, you decide to…