There's something I can beat, and it aint abstinence

7 was good! If only because it rehashed A New Hope

Make America horny again!

I used to be able to see Canada from my house in Buffalo.

That was terrible. I am sad now.

Well, that one over there roped me into this!

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords

I really dislike this guy, a lot. He just bugs me for some reason. He's a nobody who thinks he is a somebody.

Sahlens hot dogs are the best hot dogs! I've also heard them called "scummers" or "scum dogs"

Never had anything like that on the east coast. was watching it with an antenna.

This show is about as good of an idea as snowmobiling with Todd Palin. They both end in a wreck.

Are you from Buffalo by chance? It is the only place I have ever seen a jafafa hots…

It was a story that made her feel safe.

His entire campaign is going to rely on bullets soon enough.

Look it up…..I hate that response. Asshole, it is on YOU to prove your case ya know?? Besides, it is obvious they only seek out info that agrees with what they are saying so yeah…

Brilliant.

eschatology, i learned a new word today.

I still have no idea why Gizmodo started following me one day, taking me out of the grey. I was ungrey on Kotaku and Lifehacker too, I comment on Kotaku often still. It is a weird system.

At first I thought your long post was going to payoff with a punchline or something. Turns out the humor is from you making an idiot out of yourself. This was fun, for me anyways.

That is what you call master-clickbaiting.