I heard that they can be preserved with silicone.

FOX screwing up really good TV shows? Never!

Grab her by the pussy, and then tongue punch that fartbox!

It turns out, that was a knock-chinese taco bowl. It contained melamine.

Just don't look, just don't look!

If they build that wall, there will never be another nacho shipment again

Can confirm: bone under my tent now.

Well, we used a hash tag for my friends wedding in Italy, it made it easy for everyone to share pictures with each other.

Gene could really hack it in the knife sales, man.

You ham.

The newest DLC is pretty good. I look upon Destiny kindly.

I like "Bender's Game" but the other three…..meh

I just went by the picture, kind of a dead give-a-way!

I have gotten TWO evee from 10k eggs. The only benefit is that I now have three very powerful evee evolutions.

The Note 5 suffers from the overly sensitive screen as well. If my headphone cord goes near it, it will behave as if a finger was touching it.

Forgive my ranting, but while a really heartwarming story, it makes me ask what kind of culture do we live in? Where we judge our value based on the number of presents we can buy?

…its like they dont realy need to go pray to the old tree do they? They need like REAL HELP."

2 Lost 2 Boys 2 Men

How many roads must a Richard walk down, before you can call him a dick

Penmanship counts