Be careful, you'll end up with boys in your yard.

I went to highschool in a town called Alden. Fun fact.

As many as you just drank in the past few hours.

Usually when I get into the jerk into takes no more than five minutes.

That's not what I had in mind when I thought about Juliette eating out Adalind.

Nothing is messed up for a show that manages to turn sleeping with two different women about as convoluted as possible. He slept with both Adalind as Juliette, and Juliette as Adalind. Of course, he also had sex with them as themselves too.

I will not shut my munchie hole thank you very much.

I haven't ever been to either, but my girlfriend and I were thinking about VIP passes to Bonnaroo next year. I couldn't go to festivals like that all the time, I want to make a journey to Bonnaroo. I'll pay the extra for better accommodations, and make the most out of just going the one time.

Tennessee's big festival is Bonnaroo. Coachella is in California.

Right? Another reason Trump is better than Cruz. Trump really cares about his daughter. A lot.

These are the comments I come here for.

"Hairy jugs"

Jim Henson's Diarrhea Babies in Space was better.

Anytime, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmp

This is far from a cromulent usage of the word.

Got it bad, so bad

Had they buried it in the desert for a couple decades first? That is how they become more valuable.

No, it sounds like there was actual value in the prizes, unlike the ET carts. Although the funniest bit here is that the ET carts weren't valuable until, like precious metals, they spent some time in the Earth and were dug out and sold!

Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not!

I would have made sure there were no cold sores before they kissed. Might lose his powers again