Or how about jogging into first for a single on a ball hit off the wall in the motherfucking World Series?

^This.

“Stanley died? Stanley who? The Cup guy?”

Mine is a similar story, but opposite fandoms. My dad took me to my first Bears game at Lambeau when I was 12 (my uncle has season tickets). I grew up a Bears fan (I’m not anymore) and my dad is a Packers fan. It was early in Favre’s career, but the Packers crushed the Bears. Late in the game the Bears scored their…

The choice of Arbys is typical. Shows the lack of business acumen that has plagued post-industrial Buffalo.

Owning one J.P. Losman jersey is bad. Owning two J.P. Losman jerseys is sad and pathetic. Owning three J.P. Losman jerseys makes you J.P. Losman.

Deadspin needs to dig a little deeper into this guy who bought three J.P. Losman jerseys. Jesus christ

I think you answered your own question there.

Reason #1 The Bills are super forgetable.
Reason #2 Lewis has done more for the Bills than any coach since Marv Levy.

That was the emailest email of the week I’ve ever read in the Funbag!, and I’ve been here for years.

This is going to be sitting vs. standing to wipe, isn’t it?

Craigslist is really what started all of this.

It’s also difficult to compete with other sites giving it away for free. I’d be willing to guess if Legit Newspaper has a paywall and Bogus Blog doesn’t, most people are going to Bogus Blog for their news.

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

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The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

#NotAllOverweightPastyWhiteGuysWithBadFacialHair 

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

Correct. Correct. Correct. Summer is the goddamn greatest, fuck off pumpkin spice.

Summer rules. Fall is decline. Winter is bad.