That’s what Gore-Tex is for.

FUCKING GOLF UMBRELLAS YOU ARE NOT PLAYING GOLF, ASSHOLE.

Former Vancouverite. Agreed. Let's be honest - ain't nobody staying dry anyways.

Seriously. Fuck Umbrellas.

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST NECESSARY BLOGS TO HAVE EVER BEEN BLOGGED

No one should wear bottoms like in the last picture. Looks like a filled diaper.

Harbaugh is really thriving since leaving the 49ers. Ten-win season, successful sub-tweeting and shade-throwing.

Seriously. I couldn’t read this meandering masturbatory ramble and this comment tops it with 16 words.

I also remember the first time I called it “doing weed.”