Hoooooooooooooooooooooooole!

I will never tire of this gif.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

These headshots were so egregious that I expect the league to start fining players for not standing during the national anthem.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

Urine trouble now, Ryan.

To recap: he got pissed, took a piss, told a piss-poor lie, which pissed off his employers, who then told him to piss off.

This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

That is gouda Kinja

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I believe you mean Torrono, no “t.”

Gotta close the loop:

Pictured: the author.