Doin’ the Lord’s work, fellas

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooole!

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Go to hell! Triscuts are clearly the best.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

For $3,500, it would make a fine first car for your 2nd or 3rd favorite child when he or she turns 16. NP.

Then you run premium. Running regular and having the car pull timing will be a power loss. The car was not designed to run on lower octane fuel.

I don’t know, people are talking about Dr. Nom-Noms’ connection to the pile of vomit on the living room floor. I’m not saying it, but you know, people are talking and it’s bad, folks. Why hasn’t he addressed it? Just terrible.

I am sorry I became the big bad Pissboy. I am now the Swimmin’ Prince and the big bad Pissboy for I have brought my body’s water onto the land in a shameful way. In the water land where I live, one must only smile and relax and allow the piss to flow from within. We live in the piss pools and we die in the piss pools.…

This may be the first car I’ve seen on here that actually may come with a crack pipe left from the previous owner.

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.