“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

Not this model, but further up the model list is one that might suit your purposes:

Not this model, but further up the model list is one that might suit your purposes:

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe these reports. As a Mets fan, I can tell you Familia can’t beat anyone in October.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

While I’m a bit turned off by the blatant racism, I applaud their excessive use of glory holes.

72 million.

That’s the truly puzzling part of all of this. The NFL could very easily just take a position that they aren’t going to punish any criminal behavior by their employees at all. Instead they could just say “hey, he served his sentence / was cleared by the courts, if you are upset about the leniency, take it up with the…

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Obligatory

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Who isn’t a fan of the VAG?

On... on his foot, right?