As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

*lifts head out of giant pile of cocaine*

THAT DIGITAL DASH.

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

From an advanced stats point of view, wouldn’t it be better if Jimmy Butler, Rajon Rondo, and Dwyane Wade were fused together with science so that they weren’t three players but one player and instead of ending in normal human feet, Jimmy Butler’s legs ended in the tops of Rondo and Wade’s skulls so that Rondo and…

Picture of Michael Gardener

I got 11 balls today

The expense account line item read:

Would you kindly update your system to windows 10?

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

I think that it might be a backroom shady and intentional decision involving large amounts of money would add an incredible sense of realism to any game with FIFA proudly stamped on it.

Plot twist: ‘Decline Free Offer’ still upgrades you, but charges you the $119.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

“She obviously wouldn’t recognize a nice guy if he hit her in the face.”

+1 devalued pound

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

Jabroni is #10

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...