“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

YYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

That’s a lot of tears. Hopefully he has some kind of hollow, cylindrical device on hand to transport all that liquid.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

I'm gonna have to get some blood pressure meds after all this salt.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

I went to the same school as Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the school was a pontoon boat and what we learned was that you have to keep Big Country wet or he’ll die. It was incredible to be a part of that.

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

you son of a bitch.

I’d love for this to completely devolve into the Roman orgy that is Vegas: topless showgirls dancing on a platform hanging over the ice between periods, $3.99 all-you-can-eat shrimp buffets every 30 feet along the entire concourse, an ATM planted in the armrest of every single seat.

Didn’t work.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

I always thought his position was IR.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

You get Fallout 4! And you get Fallout 4! EVERYBODY gets Fallout 4!