Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

This movie has Basketball to the Face, but Football in the Groin had a Football in the Groin.

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

“homely...dike”

“Let’s see what’s in the funbag today!”

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Also, the arena announcer’s shoe was untied, a lawyer in the front row spilled his soda, and Adam Silver missed a belt loop this morning.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.

Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

What’s the “J.E.” for?

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

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