D-Mo falling on the ground is the best defense the Rockets have played all year.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

Thanks for the confessions, you’re all going to jail.

That cat has seen some shit.