I SWEAR TO GOD...if the next article you post isn't about the breaking news on Dwight Howard fucking a 16 year old, I'm changing my Deadspin bookmark to Bleacher Report.

If Bleacher Report writes on it before Deadspin, I'm done.

No, but it happened in JOHNNY MANZIEL'S HOME STATE! ERMAHGERD DEADSPIN SKEET SKEET SKEET

I thought you were jokin around when I read your comment....HOLY SHIT DWIGHT!!! Pure disgust ...

"He is black and not gay. Nothing to see here."

This

How is nobody at Deadspin on the "Dwight Howard fucked a 16 year old" story right now?

Hey Tom, can you get on this story about Dwight Howard fucking a 16 year old? Not that I don't care about Danny Amendola but...c'mon man. This is Deadspin.

So which brings more stadium money: winning and reaping a higher percentage, or continuing to lose and driving up alcohol tax revenue?

Apparently, certain American morons who write for soccer publications feel that they should use British vocabulary and syntax when talking about soccer, for no goddamn reason.

Alternative idea: don't subsidize the playgrounds of billionaire's sports teams; save massive money for the city.

Isn't "English" a singular noun? That's like saying, "The writer have not passed the third grade", right?

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The vagslayer in red quickly filed a lawsuit for 10,000,000 Dogecoins.

"Good. More time for beer pong and anal."

Edit - Tigers fans at real estate auction.

Puny? I'd say it was worth more than 50 cents.

As someone who grew up in Detroit, I find it pretty rich how we can put a statue of a cop downtown yet can't afford the real thing.

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VERY strong use of "parlay."