I would personally like to see the statistics on “violent crimes perpetrated by masked vigilantes over pronoun use.”

Statues are inanimate objects and don’t have genders. This should be obvious to anyone.

Jimmy Kimmel is proof that despite a lot of data points saying otherwise, adult humans are capable of growth and an increase in empathy as they get older and more wealthy.

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

I stand corrected.  

god help whatever band that was

Illuminati Hotties deservedly made Stereogum’s albums of the year list. Peaness (note: all-female) are a great power-pop outfit.

Anyone eating that food will be spending a lot of time on the Porcelain Palace.

You missed this episode of Preacher.

bring back Fruit Brute or no dice.

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

Golden Hour is a really good album and deserves acclaim. Congratulations to Ms. Musgraves!

It was Li’l Sebastian’s non-union Mexican equivalent, Señor Sebastianito.

Speaking of Good Place/Parks and Rec crossovers, am I the only one whose headcanon is that the last season of P&R was set in the original, non-weird version of 2017, before Michael meddled with the timeline?

I’m looking at the still before playing the video and I’m thinking this may be a “Paternity test” episode of Jerry Springer.

If she had said Venezuelan beaver cheese, she should have won a car.

He’s right. Laughing is just not what you do in that situation.