Oh I get it, it's like heaven can wait!

More like the Gerber Nickel amiright folks?

I'll be frank, if your news article about an actor/actress trying out for a role and not getting it isn't at "Nic-Cage-As-Superman" level, don't bother.

"Everything Wrong With 'Everything Wrong With'"

Never have I watched a movie and thought, "I'd prefer if this could also make me nauseous."

Wacken Open Air? Hardly know Air!

Star Wars: A New Dope

More like The Get the Hell Outta Here, amirite?

"Whitewalker" is also the name for Aaron Sorkin's writing style

THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!

Bombing comedians who need something to tug at are in for a real windfall

Star Wars: The Huge Collar
Star Wars: The Ungainly Robe

Dwight Howard as Ingdunk Dunkman

This doesn't make any sense

They really screwed up not calling the sequel "Growner Up"

More like BreitFART amirite?

This is liberal elitism gone haywire. What's so wrong with dumb dumb comedy for the common man?

Now I don't know what "mall punk" is, but I do know I don't like it

I'm a simple man, when I seeso I sayno

How is being an actor in a biopic "dabbling" in biopics?