Who cares if they're on their cell phone? That just means more movie for you!

There's no room for romance in between Birth.Movies.Death

Building a city after a championship?

Call an ambulance, Timothy's been punched, word to Kimmy

Is Recuperating Loretta Lynn anything like Ravishing Rick Rude?

Can't we get beyond Beyond Oasis?

Likely winner of the Palme d'Poo

Didn't she poop on Hawaii?

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - The Band