It's why I've never bought a copy of Beloved. I'm not letting the publishers make money off of that!

Infinity LOLs @ MTV sponsoring a "Best Fight Against the System" award

Twitter is basically the worst of all

Is Trump our whole world?

Or if they knew how to

Microchipped AND live in Wisconsin? What fresh hell!

Hip AND trendy?!

Talk about some Comic-con cons amirite?

Turns out nerds suck!

The bolder move would be to make it 25 minutes long

Pedophiles developing trap hoop, more at 11

Spicer? Hardly know her!

Tapper? Hardly know Jake

The William F. Buckley Jr. Award for Media Excellence is a great award……..

Butt soup?

Jive Turkey Soup for the Soul, out this September from Stax Records

They did WHAT to her face?!

"It's your cousin, MARVIN Carey"

2017 man, things that don't exist yet are already bad

Can't hardly wait (for this)