1460 DOT. Long live Gawker.

Yeah. Sorry we can’t all vote with our vaginas. Get woke with my cock on your lips.

Now have to ggle DM. It doesn’t mean dungeon master anymore, doesdoes it?

The ass bone is connected to the, Ken Bone.

Today is Loofah Day!!! Thank you, Bill!

Roy, don’t let the doorknob hit ya where your good lord split ya; but I’ll tap that ass like an apostle on a fishing boat.

To paraphrase Dan Ackroyd on SNL, ‘Marla, you ignorant slut.’

The takeaway is that the victims of sexual harassment are fleeing their abuser while Matt Lauer auditions as a replacement.

I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire and I’ve never bowed to any human. That reality television spectacle, omarosa would be urinated on and set ablaze.

Hey Scocca, are you buying? If not stfu.

The upside of not owning a selfy stick.

Bro, lighten up. I spend more time outside than in (bridge construction), smoke/drink to excess, stop punches with my face annually and I was considered handsome in my youth. For the past 30 years I’ve shared incredible love with one woman and have the career of my choice. It ain’t the appearance that’s vital, it’s…

600 hours and nothing to show for it.

Over forty years and there’s never been matching towels in our cottage. First world problems.

There’s only one Drama that matters:

“Pay the lady!”

Wow! Strong meat. Good on them.

May the road rise to meet you! Have a fun and safe journey.

How To Make Oatmeal Good: bake Oatmeal Cookies.

I see your point. I’m political through and through; I don’t intrude in non-political topics.