Tenchu. Always was, always will be.

Except for Jerusalem, and I think that only required his signature.

Is this Jim Hoft?

Thankfully, beaches in Delaware banned tents. Working to ban New Yorkers next.

Best. Headline. Ever.

When I read “FLOTUS” my MGD came back up. Whores make me vomit.

My initial response is for women to act like we do, smacking the sound out of the offenders skull. Then I realized that humanity is dependent on sensible action not Neanderthal reaction. Yet, I have no better ideas. Must ask better half. 

I just don’t see anyone fucking that face.

Best picture of the spokes cobra. She’s my suicide fuck. As I’m dying she’ll tell me she had better. Win/Win!

Perfect timing for Valentine’s Day. The last time I was in Nordstrom was signing out on the cabinet punchlist the day before the grand opening at a mall. I felt guilty for not reciprocating for their use of Union Labor. This lapse, I will rectify!

If I were going to do another remake of ‘Phamtasm’, Ron Wyden already clinched the undertaker role.

I like Samantha Bee’s “spokescobra”.

Tax The Church. and for fucks sake doesn’t till death do we part mean anything anymore?!? I’ve got 29 years living in sin and she hasn’t pulled the trigger yet. Not marriage but the gun she should have used to finish the job YEARS ago. And squeeze, not pull - it makes a difference.

See you there Saturday. We’re heading down with the Northeast Regional Council of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters.

Hope y’all down with theocracy because this orange buffoon is gonna be impeached in a minute. President Pence. He don’t grab pussy; mandatory chastity belt or the gallows.

If you’re a regular Amazon customer, remember you can donate (part of price)to PP on some purchases through smile.amazon.com.

Yeah! Make people cry more at the end of this suckfest known as 2016! Good on you. BTW, I’m keeping my man card.

Yeah. As if they have a record to stand on with all the crashers during Obama’s term.

I believe Pence tried to start a state run propaganda outlet. Even his supporters thought it was a tad Goebbels.

Have you no shame, TIME magazine? Have you a single shred of decency?