“My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac. I said, Jesus Christ! Who designed that Cadillac?”

you butthurt, bro?

My uncle-in-law has a Perm-a-Pub on his sport fishing boat. I never got above deck.

I can settle this now: put Ster!ing in the greys!

Welcome to the future, nimrod. If you don’t recognize Dixiexcrats or the Southern Strategy you should stick to the shallow end.

Welcome to the future, nimrod. If you don’t recognize Dixiexcrats or the Southern Strategy you should stick to the…

I’ve said it before and I’l say it again: there isn’t a creative bone in Hollywood’s collective body.

Thanks.Obama!

You’re hired.

D-U-N, done.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik all over again.

Chickenhawk, chickenhawk, chickenhawk lie!

Thanks for the rabbit hole.

#CheaperonFiji

Look into Octoberfwst, genius. Sexual assaults in Germany have a longer history than refugees.

Too late! I’ve burned through Lee Child’s books on my Kindle Fire (THANKS Kinja!) and I intend to do the same with David Balducci and Micheal Connoly. Oprahs’ Club can go through their lives being all touchy/feely. I’m going for white male violence because it is a practically unheard of genre.

http://www.whas11.com/story/news/tra…

As I’m reading and texting while I’m driving, this is hilarious! /s

“Hey.Sweet thing. I’ll be back to wake you up later.”

Obviously pyramids of grain are in order.

My Steam Controller arrived today! Awesome.