I guess Putin no longer has this fucking thorn in his side. 

Listen, all of y’all.

It’s too bad the group called “Republicans” are such a broad and shitty group.

Sandpaper is a mixed bag. You also have to get the angle correct otherwise it won’t cut correctly. Better to get a relatively inexpensive diamond stone. This is a video from James Wright detailing how to sharpen scissors:

If the Dems ever nominate a completely unqualified rapist who attempted a violent coup and that person gets an iron clad grip on the party through a cult of personality — and that personality happens to be vile, mean, bigoted, and almost definitely psychotic —then maybe we can both-sides this.

People are either ostriching or hunkering down.

Nope - I worked for ALL of it. I’d love to have a fun job writing about cars, but I like being able to afford to actually own a bunch of them, so I worked towards careers that allowed that to happen.

I’ve not had money, and now I have plenty of it. I infinitely prefer to have plenty of it. As the saying goes - money may not buy happiness but you can have a lot of fun trying. Hoarding it is not really my thing, but I am naturally a bit of a cheapskate in most things.

Username checks out.

Love this nonsense. I take care of the old and sick—a job someone is always going to need to do—and I still have to work ~50 hours a week just to afford my shitty 1 bedroom and a mediocre standard of living.

I don’t know if this true. Like didn’t Sandra Bullock wait until her 40s to get married? Tara Reed doesn’t seem particularly talented to me. She did show up to several red carpets high though.

That’s kind of a strange claim because many people would say the opposite: that having a family is what can derail a woman’s career.

I don’t mean to brag, but I have something in common with a Lexus. We both have tiny Speedos!

Just a 20% tip? You might want to reconsider that.

She should have been in jail long ago regardless of child care or health concerns. Just like anyone else.

The fact that your main problem was that they were unsightly is pretty telling.

“If what Spanish outlets are reporting is true, the whole Piqué family sounds like a real piece of work.”

Have you ever listened to Christiano Ronaldo talk? The guy is basically a moron. A lot of these European soccer players are. They get put into these pro training centers at very early ages and have little or no formal education after a certain point. They grow up in a weird bubble where the only thing that matters is…

I tried but the chickens did not like it at all

I had the profound (mis)fortune of knowing Courtney for 40 years. In the early 80's, she burned thru the entire city of SF, ripping off everyone I know, myself included. She’s always been a horrible person. How anyone looks at her with any respect at all befuddles me.