Fuck all the auto groups.

That’s how all of my car buying experiences in Maine have been. Never dealt with any of the BS people report here.

I was specifically referring to the Fux News whining about “go out and get married white boys ... so that yer wemens will then vote for us”.

But if we could just get those poor cops one more surplus troop tank, crime would be solved!

We live in an age with no Citroen DS21, no Kharman Ghia or Fiat X19. Not even an Isuzu X-90. The weirdest thing about modern cars...

Two of the greatest hints I ever got for scopes...

1) A&D your booty before, during, after....every time; PS bidets are GREAT.

2) Get your prep as ice cold as possible to make it more palatable.

Take care!

You don’t need the sedatives or painkillers if you don’t want to be doped up. But you’re stuck with the laxatives.

Then, once your guts are completely empty, you’re sedated so that doctors can stick a flexible camera up your rear to take images of your anatomy that normally would never, ever see the light of day.

It’s so great that they knock you out now. The up-all-night-on-the-toilet is no fun, but so it goes. (ahem..old fart reminising now..) My first colonoscopy, in 1988, was just a doctor with one of those wiggly thingies, some vaseline, and a nurse. Totally awake and felt like I had been punched in the gut repeatedly,…

I am 45 and just had one as well. The prep wasn’t bad. The worst part was not eating all day. I took pills starting at 6pm the night before and spent the evening on the toilet, but it really wasn’t as bad as I expected. Find a doctor who uses SUTAB and it’s not bad at all.

“ If you have a functioning car, the best advice is to take care of it and avoid the market for as long as possible. But that advice doesn’t work for everybody.”

Oh the humanity 

Make sure you bring condoms because in most of those cities you aren’t getting an abortion.

Yes I tell people I work with if they get an email they feel at ALL suspicious, first NEVER reply directly to the email, but open a new email and email them directly also don’t copy and paste the email from the shady email.

Local politial leaders? One of mine is Matt Gaetz. Let your imaginations flow with horror stories - the kind that keep women up at night and even make female dogs nervous.  

Life isn’t fair. I also paid off my student loan debts, but I am not at all bothered by this. Sour grapes shouldn’t be a reason to prevent helping others. 

I never liked him, his talk show is completely lifted from Graham Norton and Jonathan Ross. He has 1/1000 the talent of Craig Ferguson.

Counterpoint: As a GenXer, I frequently (more often than not in fact) didn’t do homework either. When people passed their work forward, I just handed the pile to the front without contributing to it.

Kids have been “not doing homework” for as long as there has been homework.

Oh god.