Jez: Making untalented stupid people more famous every day

the old Link to PC app used to devour battery life, is it better now?

“Cawthorn may be waist-deep in a “Let’s Go Brandon” cryptocurrency scheme”

here’s how to churn butter, in case you need it and can only find milk in stores. 

lol yeah, just go to the local store and buy a gallon of distilled water for 2 bucks top. WTF is this dumb lifehack? Oh I see the author now, nevermind

“Please consider leaving the coat hangers in your closet, as they contribute to fear mongering narratives about ‘back alley’ abortions,” Stern of KHJN said.”

it also does not look like shitty origami in my opinion

yeah hopefully who ever did the swap pop those stupid banjo bolt filters out.

this one has a swapped engine with 63k miles.  I have an Outback XT with 210k miles, everything is still original. Regular oil changes does it.

April’s Fools!

some of the bots you find on dating apps are pretty good!

my comment still stands then. You know what you are talking about.

thank you Dr. laurelnev

who in the actual fuck thinks and talks like this? Do they spend time thinking of ways to attract weirdos to vote for them or do they really think this way?

I love articles that tell you what you need to do in case an extraordinary event happens to you. I can guarantee that unless you train to respond to such situation day in and day out where you can do it without thinking, those tips are useless.

isn’t that the same guy who toured Hitler’s mountain home for fun and selfies?

Lol, that’s a legitimate question. They are getting rarer in print format

You take a picture of yourself in front of the car, holding the day’s newspaper. You have not seen that in movies?

I started typing “how to use scotch tape to create” in Google search and it autocompleted cleavage. I wanted to know about graphene, lol

Costco is better because of its employees, they are usually happier and eager to help (exceptions of course) Sam’s Club/Wal-Mart you can seem the doom and despair on the face of employees