you can use it to start the charcoal fire instead of lighter fluid, it makes for some fun flame-ups. Watch your eyebrows

what I was told to do is to dilute the old gas with freshly bought gas and then use it in the lawnmover or weed wacker, which resulted in more gas at the end of the season. Better find your local hazardous materials recycler

yeah I may have been overly harsh in the comment but I was triggered by “do you SPLURGE on premium gas?” that comes from a car centric website, not some single mom’s Facebook page!

send me the link!

give a shit or get a shit, two different things

someone had to tell her.

you have married an idiot, but you already knew that. The issue arises from gas distributors calling higher octane gas Premium, which tricks simpletons into thinking that this is the good stuff.

transfer all chips to a ziploc bag. Reuse ziploc for future bags of chips. Also preserves freshness when done. A hole punch? Com’on

let me play you the song of my people

there’s something infuriating with Marge Crazy Greene’s smug face and demeanor. She reminds me of all the morons who grew up watching reality TV, have never picked up a book they were not forced to read, and think they are educated enough in anything to have a proper opinion.

as a former resident of the bayou state, I approve this article. I have actually tried cicadas and they taste like sunflower seeds to me. A boil would be nice 

but ok

here’s your star!

I always thought the Camel Trophy was a middle eastern sand race before reading this, lol

I have to remind myself that when they say stupid shit like that it is for their base. But goddamn it how fucking stupid are their base? no wait, don’t answer that. 

you must be the fun at dinner parties

I work at a university and I got an email from the movie production department saying that they had a new speaker series with Intimacy Coordinators. I am glad they are there.

the irony of the Ever Given registered in Panama is that it would never fit through the Panama Canal

good luck getting a McFlurry all day, those ice cream machines are always offline

Bill Maher is like an almost anti-vaxxer spokesperson.