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Why do you care about product placement in TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-TWO? If it’s only Cheetos then we got off easy. Go check out the product placement in Superman 44 years ago. It’s nuts.

So you’re gatekeeping what makes a superhero? I don’t think that’s how it works.

I’m sure an episode will be The Great U-Wing Heist of 5 BBY.

The Gonk Droid Summertime Smile Factory Variety Hour.

Solid burn.

“Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory” was the first movie I saw as a kid. The original one. In the theater. First run. I was 3. I remember the chicken head.

I’m old.

It’s like Gaydar, but in reverse.

You thoughtless twats. I’m scrollin’ Google News and THERE’S YOUR HEADLINE. I still had two episodes to go.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go click on “Hide All Stories from The AV Club” in Google News.

This movie is engineered for maximum entertainment potential through high production values, strategic emotional beats, and high-speed kinetic action.

Also, how the f did they get me to care about 15 different characters? And then keep them all straight for 2hrs? Was it because they all had nicknames like in cartoons?

Personally I’d take “The Mandalorian” Season 1 because it just looked better. It’s the only SW show so far that took it’s anamorphic cinematography and production design seriously. Not always mind you, but close enough. Greig Fraser who shot Dune and The Batman shot the first season.
“The Book of Boba Fett” most of the

It was shot in Rome. As far as occupational safety goes it might as well have been a different planet.

Also it was shot in Rome’s Cinecittà. I can’t imagine an Italian film studio all those years ago being a bastion of occupational safety.

Actors having extra runtime to explore their characters is how “Very Special Episodes” happen and I, for one, am staunchly against it.
Only surface-level emotions for me, thanks!

The YT-1300 moved freight like this:

Because they’ll nod off.

Also, a holiday means G/O gets to use non-union monkeys.

It is the way.

The first joke I made after I learned Ewan was going to be Obi-Wan was “We get to see dick in a Star Wars movie?”
I wonder how awkward it was for Lucas that Velvet Goldmine came out only 6 months before Phantom Menace.

YOUR HEADLINE HAS A TYPO - tires” instead of “tries”.

Are y’all all drunk over there, now?

We don’t really know that much about Andor. A morally dubious Rebel intelligence officer who’s basically a blank slate beyond that. Watching him zoom around the new Empire making shit happen on the q.t. while being the pre-ANH Zelig is a fine premise to base 2 seasons on. You know, before he dies.
Think of the guest