Does this mean DM dusts off the backup 3.5" floppy with the MIDI files and soldiers on?

Pre-ANH Salacious Crumb or gtfo.

He’s an Rebel spy with a hazy history and dubious morals. Perfect for zooming around the new Empire doin’ espionage stuff and have new characters revolve around him.
SW needs more C-level blank slates!

2 of those people cost real money.

Yeah, but that Bullseye throw-down in the newsroom is one of the spookiest fight scenes I’ve ever seen. The camera whip panning while he’s bouncing staplers off the ceiling and shit. Poor DD getting smacked upside the head repeatedly.

Journalism 101 time

I believe the original’s “un-fun-ness” is the sequel’s possible Achilles heel.

This 100%. My first kid was born in late ‘09 so I never saw it in a theater. Finally got around to watching it on D+. It’s strangely bland and...no fun. My 8yo & 12yo don’t care about it. If you mention Avatar to them they’ll tell you all about every season of Last Airbender, cuz that’s the Avatar their cohort give a…

Hi AVClub! Slideshows suck. Just so you know.
Also, you have folks in these comments that have been pending since last year. Please tell your Comment Overlords to get their sh*t in gear. Don’t offer comments and leave people hanging. That’s just rude.
Thanks a million!

TV GUIDE would tell you. Everyone bought it.
Why do people forget TV Guide existed?

During the action scenes will Peacocks fly in slow motion?

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

I would never bet against James Cameron, but what does he have up his sleeve that’s going to blow the minds of audiences in 2022 that hasn’t already been done in the intervening 13 years of cinema and visual effects?

Also, it’s a family drama from a guy with a tin ear for dialogue?

So the 2021 Best Picture Oscar went to...CODA, which was an Apple TV+ film?

Four comments (now 5!) in 4 1/2 days. I am fascinated that this review got buried even though it’s on the Film page, and the review is listed on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes. Was it posted/buried only because of the end of the review embargo? And will it magically appear this coming week on the AV Club front page for…

Review was posted at 10:38am and no comments?

True. Pop songs don’t have bridges anymore!

As Olivier said to Dustin Hoffman while making Marathon Man: “My dear boy, why don’t you try acting?”

But May 25th is the 45th Anniversary of Star Wars’ opening day and THIS RUINS THE TEMPORAL SYNERGY WITH LEGACY CONTENT.

Douchephasia?