Jeez, Curt Warner looks terrible.

In other news, Kerry Collins won Pizza For a Year from Bud Adams for simply not being Vince Young.

Brad Childress approves

I either want the most top of the line phone (I have an Evo right now) or something unbelievably simple. Anything in the middle seems dumb for me.

What the hell? It's bad enough that people let him announce preseason Redskins games on Comcast Sportsnet.

Nyjer Morgan showing that if you can't be good at baseball, you can at least be good at being fucking crazy.

As a person who actually watches Nationals games on a regular basis, this decision makes me happy.

@DrewCSchultz: No. That's a Jesus bullet. It turns water into wine.

The new iPod Shuffle is also revolutionary since it's the first ever mp3 player that lists "buttons" as a feature.

I think Gizmodo is forgetting about the average person that doesn't care about consolidating all of this stuff into one device. A lot of people just want to have a phone to have as a phone and doesn't care about music, data or anything like that. For them, having a dedicated music/video device is perfectly fine.

If I wanted to yell at my xbox, I'd just play Modern Warfare 2 again.

10 year old me is sitting Shiva.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: There's gonna be a lot of circumcision jokes.

It's the first alphabetical dong in the history of baseball.

I'm rooting for a Pecan over Apple upset.

@simply_androoo:

My beloved Natinals didn't win a playoff series this year, but their fuckupitude is very fun to watch.

@Natrone Means Business: 6. Whatever company makes "For Sale" signs. #deadspindecadium

@lecoqsportif: I totally respect Kwame Brown. If it weren't for him, the Wizards wouldn't have gotten Caron Butler. #deadspindecadium