@icedrake523: I remember playing MVP '05 3 years after it originally came out. It was so good. #mlb2k10

I miss MVP baseball. #mlb2k10

I took advantage of my favorite team being so bad by picking up the Atlanta Falcons defense/special teams for fantasy this week. 20 points so far. #nfldistributionmaps

Note to self: Never date a girl from New Mexico #womenssoccer

But the stickers are the most delicious part! #fruitlasers

If that were a real subway then that tidal wave would be made out of pee. #advertising

I personally think all NFL mascots are useless and tacked-on #jamboroo

This flowchart is the reason I'm still rockin' a 2005 iPod Video. #gadgetflowchart

In DC, there's a whole slew of Ravens fans that were 8 or 9 years old when they won the super bowl and bandwagoned over. #newyorkyankees

I would never wish death upon anyone, but I'll make an exception for Dan Snyder #washington

@shmendo: For me it was when the scoreboard showed the NFL scores from two weeks ago. #washington

I have a friend running the same basic laptop running Vista. It's okay. The performance is decent. The main problem is the build quality. Chips of plastic keep snapping off.

@Hustler of Culture: As much as I hated that, I laughed so hard while watching Jim Zorn's face.

@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Last year, my friend said "I may no longer be horny for Zorny, but that doesn't mean I want to shower with Cowher."

@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I apologize for my fellow Redskin fans if you apologize for anyone who says "Wacco for Flacco"

Three ridiculously amazing Simpsons references in one article? That almost makes up for the fact that I'm a Redskins fan.

Okay, I'm off to shoot Dan Snyder and Jim Zorn in the dick.

The Redskins offense actually looked good, it's just that they're incapable of calling plays in the red zone. For example, running twice and then on third down passing with Clinton Portis.

Washington sports teams are depressing. Hey, it could be worse. I could live in Cleveland