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Yaaaaaaaay! Finally!

I was worried I’d be underwhelmed by that too, but I guarantee you the maps are all so big and detailed it will never actually matter to you. The world actually feels way bigger for being split up than it would if you could walk from one end to the other. As someone who cares deeply about immersion, I actually

Whaaaat does this mean?:

BREEOWWWW

Holy shit! I had no plans to buy this, but I am now!

Same here, ‘sliding into DMs’ makes me think of Doc Martens haha. I feel like the gaming journos hang out so much on Twitter they forget how to interact with regular people. I didn’t understand one bit of Gita’s ‘Which Skyrim Mod are You?’ quiz, but in the end I decided that was probably a good thing.

I mean I guess it depends largely where you live in real life. I’m from Britain, so frankly I’d have thought it wasn’t raining enough. :)

I don’t understand anything in this quiz apart from the Edgar Wright and Spider-man questions, and even then I don’t know what a Zendaya is. I think I’m too British for this? In any case, I got Angelina Jolie nude mods.

I can’t get over how much better the game would be without him and his freaky abs.

Also his flag is on a hockey stick

I actually like the final boss! The entire thrust of the game is that while Kuja and Zidane were designed as angels of death, Kuja couldn’t accept his own mortality and wanted to take everyone else with him, while Zidane took the opposite path and forged bonds with the people around him. The final boss, after fighting

Ooh! They’re not even close to the voices I’d have chosen myself, but they have a ton more personality than any voiced JRPG I know of. Thanks for the link, I’m probably going to end up watching all of this!

On one hand, yes, but on the other they’d add voices and that would completely ruin it.

Hahaha I was reading this in Quinn’s voice before I got to the end and realised it’d actually been him all along. Clearly his writing style is more idiosyncratic than I’d realised - in retrospect the comment about people who smell like beef should have given it away.

Please god yes that would be a dream

Maria! I need a Maria someone make a Maria figure goddamnit. That expensive chair statue does NOT count.

I love Stellaris but I had to quit, it stole entire days off me without me making any notable progress in the game and it was just too depressing =(

Between Pauline and the pink scaffolding this is clearly supposed to be where the original DK arcade game took place, right? Donk city? Why is nobody discussing this? Think of the deep Mario lore implications! This changes EVERYTHING

Thank you! These tips are awesome. My DS/Bloodborne expertise was not cutting it at all - those games make pretty much any approach valid wheras like you point out, Horizon demands specific tools for each situation. I’m really grateful for the tip on tearblast arrows, I’d seen Aloy knock weapons off enemies in

Picked up Horizon Zero Dawn in the Days of Play sale, and it’s wayyyy harder than I expected. I feel like I’m playing it wrong. Beautiful environments though.
Apart from that, I’m playing a ton of Wipeout, trying and failing to replicate my clean sweep of gold medals from HD and Fury. Come to think of it, I might just