Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Or why not ask whoever was talking about Hillary’s hair in the first place?

to be fair, it was a dumb “buzz-y” way to make her point

fucking thank you

Its a gendered stereotype that is absolute bullshit, and the fact that anyone says anything about Hillarys appearance is just nonsense. However, I think it’s more important for idiot reporters to NOT ask stupid questions than it is to make sure you’re asking BOTH genders stupid questions. The question was stupid and…

In 1999, I drove from Rhode Island to Burning Man to play solo synth with an astonishing group of people. I put everything I am into it, and I got more back. It was transcendent.

Next up: Chris Christie suing Carvel over his obvious inspiration to Cookie Puss.

Will Sean Hannity denounce the thuggish behavior of this white goon? Clearly, he was not raised in the proper culture with respect for all people and their property.

“What, you think you’re better than me? Fuckin’ robot with your computer brain and shit. Take THAT! And THAT! Who’s cryin’ now, huh? BOOP, BEEP, BOOP, BEEP. FUCK YOU!”

Big Business, Organized Labor, and the Tea Party are all sitting around a table. A plate of delicious warm cookies arrives. Big Business takes 11 of the cookies then turns to Tea Party and points to the remaining cookie and says "psst! Organized Labor is trying to take your cookie!"

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

If you want to see him be genuinely attractive, go watch Generation Kill.

You should definitely watch What Maisie Knew.

“The idea of regulating access to the Internet with a 1934 law is one of the craziest ideas I’ve ever heard.”

Pretty sure the right-wingers on here are just annoyed at being reminded how fucking stupid their politicians are....

“I'm Backtatman"

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

Given the target is likely teen boys (because god, why market anything to girls? Sims has that covered!.... tho really, another war game, as if there isn’t enough.) Kate would likely bring in a lot more attention in such a scenario then mariah would.

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.