I thought the pee hooker intel was created and disseminated by Putin for the express purpose of letting Trump know who his master is. Whether or not that story was true, it will forever stain Trump, like Catherine the Great’s reputation was forever ruined.

Have you seen that conservative news outlets behind the scenes have been complaining that they aren’t getting the good scoops? Readership at NYT and WaPo is through the roof while viewership at Fox is way down. And that doesn’t make management at Fox happy. Those people don’t care what is reported (obviously), they…

He was born on home plate and acts like he hit a grand slam, so why wouldn’t he want to be dropped on top of a flight of stairs so he can pose like Rocky?

Got him elected

*high school panties

On Last Week Tonight, they had footage of a reporter asking DJT if he issued the order and he didn’t say yes or no, instead spewing 30+ words about it.

I’m sure DJT would rather they were dead too. They’re not job creators (read: friends of his).

Trump didn’t take credit for MOAB. Some general did it w/o consulting the White House. He did it to refocus attention on Afghanistan which people stopped caring about and didn’t need authorization to do so.

You mean Korean terrorists. Bad dudes.

Hitler killed himself because of embarrassment before he had a change to go to Nuremburg and clear his name. Now there’s hardly anybody who will proclaim his innocence. Lucky Cosby’s daughter knows for sure that his sex life didn’t include drugging women, like he joked about in his routines.

Lottery mentality: when you oppose taxes on the rich because someday you yourself might win the lottery.

They made it cheaper and better for the 1%. When Ryan talks, he’s talking only to them. The rest of us are eavesdropping

I don’t think he got a degree and he didn’t attend Wharton Business school, from what I remember

Rudy fell asleep and was crossed off the list... But Ben Carson got a job?

And outside of Portland???

1. When punk broke, Phil went and bought some albums, had a listening party with some peers and said that it was bollocks and would never go anywhere. (This was from an article John Holstrum did on him but I don’t know if it was in PUNK magazine.)

He has more chance than I am comfortable with

And he was a terrible attorney

She’s a different person when she’s cumming,” Bill Maher on Ann

“She’s a different person when she’s cumming,” Bill Maher on Ann