joetwelvepack
Joe Twelvepack
joetwelvepack

Lana Del Rey's music is romantic and ethereally and makes me feel kind of happy and sad at the same time. I like some of Miley Cyrus's stuff but her lyrics are definitely more repetitive, less original, and less complex than Lana's. I don't really see how they're any more similar than any other female white pop

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Well I don't believe in mermaids, but aliens are a whole other matter.

Finally, a celebrity who will stand up and tell us the truth the Illuminati don't want us to know!

Is that how Russians flirt?

And don't even get him started on that weak, ineffectual Moose and Squirrel.

This lady is brave. Pretty incredible what she's doing. Go, Mo!

The cynic in me thinks that he was just letting her talk because what she was saying was just so beyond the norm for most people. I.e. for the sake of sensationalism rather than education.

Right? His fascination wasn't coming from a place of empathy as much as it was just curiosity.

I suspect his interest might be practical. Raise your hand if you think he HASN'T had anal in the dark with unfamiliar partners.

oh yeah i got a lot more than depression. i end up writing manifestos (what other, saner people would call a memoir or something) and shit without like realizing it. it's kinda horrifying and i recognize that my op is actually crazy. The right way of thinking about things is that there are probably people out there

Couldn't these statements be used in a larger action to sue the State of Florida for its systemic discrimination against minorities in arresting & sentencing? He is clearly evincing personal biases that affect the performance of his public duty. He and the entire state are violation the Civil Rights Act six ways to

Yup, I was super awkward and insecure with people of both sexes until I learned that they weren't rejecting me, just the way I was making them feel. Then I learned to shift my focus away from myself and onto them, finding ways to connect by making them feel good or comfortable.

"it's up to them to change their behaviours"

He's been dancing with Mr. Coldstone (creamery).

I've said this a million times. People who complain about freedom of speech are only mad that they cannot express their negative views about marginalized groups without impunity. But the minute you say anything insulting to these people, the right to freedom of speech is thrown out the window.

I think the porn stigma comes, in part, from the notion that sex is bad and people who enjoy it or are not ashamed if enjoying it are also bad. Like shame about sex is natural.

Looking forward to the day when I can take a nap while my car drives itself to my destination.

"Grow a pair" sounds like what a fucking bully would tell some kid while beating them up.

I think, too, there's a lot to be said for the fact that men are more likely to date a woman in an open relationship than women are to date a man in an open relationship. Much like in "swinging" where a single female is a unicorn, and a single male is as easy to find as a speck of dust.