crap. I know it's "Callie." Must've been an iPhone correction. Now, I'm off to the newsstand by myself.

OMG I've been cyber-touched by blogging royalty!

Anytime Allie needs a ride to the newsstand, I'm available. I live for these posts

That's a common train of thought for sociopaths

Even LiLo wants to make fetch happen

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. People are still buying newspapers???

I for one am anxiously awaiting Kendall and Kylie's new blog: Drunken Shit My Mom Says

The only people hiring her are doing it to exploit her infamy. I think O is concern trolling LL for ratings. I have never felt like watching anything on OWN until now.

I don't disagree with you or the importance of that particular message being delivered *to some people.*

*We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?*

I'm sorry, I have to take issue with your statement. The choices in the matter are: 1) Lena is meta trolling us by saying the kind of egocentric thing we expect her completely made up character to say, or 2) Lena's made up OCD / NPD character and writings in that voice are actually based in a large part on Lena's own…

Giuliana thinks that celebrity reporting makes the reporter a celebrity. Therefore she wants to get in front of this no paparazzi child photos thing. It will hide the fact that no one is interested in her child or her (except for eating disorder gossip).

Hubris and Entitlement

The point I was making was that my roommate suffers from a classic carnie mindset which can be expressed as "Don't tell me what's in it, I want to keep eating it." In fact I had another roommate who ate Hormel products (like Treet), who said that exact quote. Go look at a can of meat that wasn't good enough to be made…

Kinja won't let me star this so I have to comment to say I agree with you. If meat is so great, why is almost every food commercial for it? Why is meat a constant dog whistle for masculinity?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say he works for a print shop that makes promotional signs, t shirts and business cards.

Agreed. I would think "rocking the fuck out of a song" would include "playing the fucking song."

It isn't all men who are doing this but it is all men who contact her in this manner. Which is still more than enough to wonder, what the fuck is wrong with those guys.

Hang in there. I'm glad you're doing this.

SD is one of the douciest people on earth. You don't have to dig too hard to come up with examples. You could look at the episode of Haters he was on, where he started out "acting" like a douce and then turned on the charm and when that didn't work he became a douce again and walked off the show. It's on YouTube.