joetwelvepack
Joe Twelvepack
joetwelvepack

That's how I feel about gawker articles in general.

Definitely smaller government in action. It has to be small to fit up in there.

I have trouble grasping this as well. If every probable outcome is generated then a game of monopoly generates, what? A few thousand new universes?

The place where my wedding was, live streamed it and held it on their server for a year. I thought it was great bc we had friends all over the world who could view it. Live-tweeting it or whatever is just another version of this. I think $3k is a bit high for it but I'm not getting married at W hotel.

I was watching Hollywood Game Night last week and the clue indicated that the solution to a puzzle was "Spice World War Z" (a confluence of two movie posters).

Finland didn't have a sizable population that believes an ancient book of poems and mythology to be a scientific textbook either.

The problem with you heathens is that you don't understand. There are many examples of unicorns that aren't horses with horns. For example, camels have a horn if you are willing to consider the hump a horn. So unicorns became camels and that explains away the problem of camels as well.

Any news story relating to Pringles is being actively avoided right now.

KV tried to talk his daughter out of marrying GR in the first place. He wrote a legendary scathing letter about it I read at one point

Somewhere in the South, someone is writing a Personhood law for tumors. How else will we get new lawmakers evil enough for the future?

Somebody is trying to improve their SEO rankings

Thanks for following me. I'm trying to get out of the greys.

You sound so cool! I'd love to visit Japan some day. There was a 2 day Japanese excursion on Face-off last week and I was so jealous.

When I said "our" problems, I meant the people scapegoating gays as a misdirection. Putin had inconvenient demonstrations during his Olympics? It's because of gays. Uganda has a corrupt system? Fight the gays!

Ok

I think that you're on to something but that something is Hey, Let's blame someone for something. Misdirect from our problems. Misdirect.

I've had a few relationships that started with sex on the first date. For me, it changed my opinion that I should try to have an ongoing relationship with them. Sometimes this was successful but it often led me to extended relationships that weren't right for me.

Considering that there's no way to hold two of every species in something that small, how do you explain the Earths biodiversity?

I live where Wegmans started, Rochester NY. I used to be their web designer in '99.

What Wegmans sells wine?