“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Yet while Pence has been seemingly content as the Iago to Donald Trump’s Jafar, he’s apparently been putting some of his own ambitions into action, like Iago to Trumps Othello

Yeah, there’s no fucking way that milquetoast motherfucker could win a national election.

He’s just as out of ammo there as his boss is.

Oooo...Rat Fight!

When you see images of Pence behind Trump’s shoulder, Pence always looks like he’s trying to kill him with his mind.

DEEP STATE!

Mike Pence Is Reportedly Pissing Everyone Off

Last time I saw hair like that it was on top of a lego figure.

Republicans in a race to match Trump’s hundreds of scandals. We gotta find something on Hillary and Obama. That’ll even things up. Maybe even absolve Trump of everything. Quick, take an old story and just speculate and say it’s true!

“...conservative reporting flourishing in the Obama years only to dry up in the Trump era, replaced by punditry and conspiracy-peddling.”

A perfect example of this occurs pretty much daily on CSPAN’s “Washington Journal”. The hosts read information from both conservative and liberal sources without adding any commentary. Then, a Trump supporter will call up to berate the hosts about only sharing media critical of the President. One even called the WSJ a…

Sure, the conservative media has solid opinion writers and deep-thinking essayists by the handful. And within that hand are diverse opinions...

Well. When all reporting on the facts is retroactively branded as “leftist propaganda” you can’t really be a conservative reporter.

Its like how Muller and Comey were republicans until republicans didn’t like what they were doing and decided they were actually crazy liberals trying to bring down the government.

It’s House of Cards meets Jersey Shore.

There is no one involved in any of this who deserves any sympathy except Barron. You just know that poor kid is catching hell from his peers at school about his dad and the porn stars/bunnies, Secret Service notwithstanding.

I had an aff....*retching sound*... an affair *more retching*.... with Tr*vomits on self. chokes, dies*

This is amazing. Going to be one heck of a 5AM tweet from the white house john tomorrow.

Trump’s legal team:

Hey buddy, get in line!