You sound like a middle school gym coach that everybody hates.

I’d rather watch ugly moneyball and see the twins win than watch the Yankees buy Mike Trout and the complete pitching staffs of the Astros and the Cubs and win each series in 5 unremarkable games.

james harden’s dunk on draymond green makes this entire take invalid.

Yes, yes, but James Harden dunking Draymond Green back into his mother’s womb was fun as fucking hell for all basketball fans

Let me see if I follow this argument:

They’ve been missing the whole season and they still got the 2 seed. Stop acting like the squad is depleted.

Counterpoint: Their uniforms and court look like they were designed in Microsoft Word

My two cents, gonna take your points one by one.

#1, ‘Jordan was better in per game stats across the board’ - Incorrect
The only things MJ really ‘did better’ than LeBron were FT% and shots taken/ppg. LeBron has higher FG%, 3pt%, TS%, EFG%, Ast, Reb, and is essentially the same for steals/blocks. Jordan’s primary…

Salah is a god. That’s all I got.

If you think Romney is cooler than Westbrook, I have to assume that was a typo and you meant to write POC.

Which is ironic because she’s only sitting where she is today because of her father. No one would ever hire her if she was Jane Doe.

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

man, I love that a jezebel writer penned this. Somehow I don’t think a ‘is Sally Yates hot’ (yes) piece would go over the same....

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

The “I’m an out-of-control narcissist” joke is less funny in 2017 than it might have been in the past.

That’s what the peasants and bear dogs are for... I’m not risking a kick in the balls

A Tale Of Two Kevins

Only the narrow ‘LP-centric’ crowd over looks people like Smokey Robinson (Curtis Mayfield is often similarly given shortsighted appraisals) (which the writer of this piece sorta does too), forever realizing that for much of pop’s glorious history masterpieces happened at 2 or 3 minute intervals. When this is…