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Ever since I’ve loved the NBA—almost 30 years at this point—you read about these great teams that have really good benches and how it’ll matter in the postseason. I always offer the rebuttal: but team shorter their rotation in the playoffs and stars matter more... but NO it’s how a team looks in February. lol. The NBA

“Do not take Playoff LeBron for granted. My God.” lol, no shit. But maybe you guys at Deadspin should straight out the NBA writing assignments:

Wait... that’s corny?

Attributing his lack of playoff success to going up against LeBron glosses over how bad Horford played in those series. Cleveland fans call Tristan Thompson’s Horford’s dad for how badly he’s negated him for complete series. It’s not LeBron leading better teams, it’s also Horford offering his nothing.

Good cheap gin is awesome, IMHO. Gordon’s, Seagram’s.

But it’s missing the best two ingredient drink: the B&B 

‘Kind and wise’ lol. He was... neither.

The thing is it’s NOT a Rodney Hood or David Stockton jersey (who wore #5 this year during his cup of coffee with the jazz) but a ROMNEY jersey. Somehow, this gets worse:

Her dad’s name—McCain—got her on the show. Literally what else does she need him for? So he’s pitched out with yesterdays trash.

Zucker’s a fuckwit, but it’s lazy/irresponsible not mention that #CNNBlackmail is almost totally a bot created phenomenon. Our media can’t seem to understand how nefarious agents are creating a false narrative that sucks up the entirety of the discussion. You’re part of the problem.

Kerr’s a cuck

Only people that follow box scores and nothing more think Love for Wiggins was a bad move for the Cavs. Wiggins one the Cavs isn’t even as valuable as JR Smith. Seriously.

Green calling Durant and the Warriors GM immediately after game 7 last year sorta shows who owns who here. Green is talking smack now, but all I really hear is, “my Daddy (Durant), beat up my previous Daddy (LeBron)”. This whole thing hinges on a 73 win team being scared shitless of ONE dude.

The Cavs did all the Stone Cold stuff last year (complete with shirts and belts), so what the Warriors can’t even be original in this?! And, even in copying, can’t even get it right. Lamest bunch of charmin’ soft dudes ever.

man, I love that a jezebel writer penned this. Somehow I don’t think a ‘is Sally Yates hot’ (yes) piece would go over the same....

LOL, I love regular season arguments. The Celtics are a higher seed in this hypothetical Western conference.

If you make the argument that the Cavs are better with Wiggins instead of Love you don’t watch NBA basketball. Period. Nothing more needs to be said.

Exactly this is the point. Awe is for toddlers looking at bugs.

yep, +1. I thought the Cavs were stacked, and if they could get swept the NBA is broken. There is no point.