If you’re flying Southwest this week, no you’re not.

I fucking love the movie II-VI uniforms. They might be my favorite in ALL of Trek. The later season DS9, when they switched to just colored shoulders, are probably second. The First Contact uniforms are tops as well. 

Careful, some dipshit is going to scream at you now.

Do you see Leah Remini in the room with you right now?

On the other hand, everyone hates *me* for being Canadian.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally, someone who’s not talking about Betty White. - Creed Bratton

He bought a $1.7MM house, but raised money for his legal defense by crowd-funding. That’s how you know it’s just a grift. For the same reason DJT is always crying about how persecuted he is and needs donations to his legal defense fund.

Every member will likely die in proximity to one of their songs being used in something, because they will never be irrelevant.

So far, I think Luca handled it best, even if it is more ambiguous, Luca and Alberto’s relationship had the most organic development and was always front and center.

Eternals was dull and even a comic fan like me struggled through it, even then I saw it like a year after release. Had zero interest in going to the cinema to see it.

Wow, it did so poorly that it’s due to become another studio’s biggest flop? That’s some serious collateral damage.

How is this not fraud? They should definitely offer refunds, but I also hope Dylan and Simon & Schuster get sued for fraud. (Why yes, I am still pissed that Dylan received the Nobel for literature, a prize for which he is wholly undeserving—as The Philosophy of Modern Song makes abundantly clear. Also, he cribbed his…

they’ll never do that, but they will charge you more money to make it feel like you’re getting that.

Because you want to see three-dimensional, fully fleshed-out gay characters that don’t need to be justified since human beings shouldn’t have to justify their existence, right?

It’s not a horrible list. I have a soft spot for The Terminal - I don’t think it’s great, but as far as Spielbergian sappy endings go, that film seems to demand one, so I always end up kind of liking it.

OK, kept going, and gotta say War of the Worlds is WAY too fucking high on the list. It looks great, sure, and the opening invasion is truly thrilling, but 2 hours of Dakota Fanning screeching and an eye-rolling happy ending left me with an indifferent shrug. I usually don’t rail against the rankings in lists like…

I don’t see how this is some sort of “gotcha.” He can be rich and famous from the gig and also say he didn’t realize going into it how much work it would be, so he wants to stress that to people who are considering taking the job. I’m guessing you went straight to the comments from the headline and subheading, so you…

says the guy, who got rich and famous hosting a comedy show.

But did he tell them about the tontine and the legend of Kilborn’s gold?