To be fair, I was being flippant. But let’s look at it more seriously. Early MTV was a series of commercials (for records) interspersed with other commercials (for... toilet bowl cleaner, etc.). Art or no, it was all in the service of selling a product, which was in the service of selling other products. Does the…

Oh believe me, I don’t doubt they threatened her with releasing underage pics of her. All I’m saying is, these dipshits are pretty dumb to threaten to release something they could (and should) be arrested just for having.

I have been in contact with numerous working musicians with long-term drug problems. At any given moment, they can’t carry on a conversation, but they do shows just fine. As soon as they step off the stage, they’re pretty lost. I’m not saying Spears has a drug problem, but there are people who can just turn it on for…

Exactly. “If you don’t comply, I will do something that will get myself arrested,” isn’t the best blackmail plan I’ve heard.

A couple of years ago there was a chart of people getting convicted of crimes in Democratic presidential administrations vs Republican ones and the number for the Repubs was WAY higher. I asked a Republican friend what he thought that meant and he said, A) the Democrats were better at hiding their crimes and B) the…

It’s MTV’s original business model, but instead of music videos, it’s nutshot videos.

YourPillow. Go full troll.

His brother Jack is suspiciously mum.

Gosh, if only we had some inkling of who she was before she was elected...

She is “a cancer for the Republican Party. A cancer we have cultivated for 40 years and will ultimately refuse to do anything about.”

I promise you they will call Moonves “complicated” or “not without his flaws.”

“It has been money driven for far too long! And as part of the problem, I should know!”

It is generally Italian bread with butter and garlic on it. Or it’s those garlic breadsticks at Olive Garden. It’s not a type of bread, it is a dish that is made with bread. It would be like saying bread pudding is bread because the main ingredient is bread.

I don’t know if that’s true. People judge older content by today’s standards all the time. It stupidly dug its heels in on the Apu controversy, but they’re starting to use POC exclusively to voice characters of color, but I think the show has done a lot to change over the years (this supercut would agree).

I think he’s just a garden variety dipshit who has money. If he wasn’t a rising country star, he’d be partying maskless and saying racial slurs at a southern college with a great football program, and very few people around him would have a problem with that.

Our dog knows that “Where’s mama?’ means “go to Mrs. Stammer” and “Where’s papa?” means “go to me.” If there is a third person in the room and you ask, “Where’s so-and-so?” she will go to the third person. If there are FOUR people in the room, she pretty much ignores you. It’s VERY impressive if the third person…

I don’t know... is garlic bread technically bread? Or is it a dish in which bread is the main ingredient? If garlic bread is bread, then bagel and lox is too.

She is a woman of many passions.

“We’re all hurting here. You, because I have hurt you, and me, because I briefly had to consider that my actions could have had consequences.”

Every noun and adjective is offensive.